This is not my Tuesday check in, but my friend Irene sent it to me and I thought it was funny. In fact I think I've been on this Coping Diet...
This is specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.
Breakfast
1 grapefruit1 slice whole wheat toast1 cup skim milk
Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken, 1 cup spinach, 1 cup herbal tea, 1 Hershey's kiss
Afternoon Snack
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag, 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips
Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)2 loaves garlic bread 1 family size supreme pizza 3 Snickers Bars
Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from thefreezer)
Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.
2 comments:
Thanks for lightening the load. It gave me a chuckle.
That's great...hilarious! My Uncle Dave was talking about the Sara Lee Cherry Cheesecake Popsicle, where you peel off the wrapper, stick a popsicle stick in the end of the still-frozen cheesecake, and off you go.
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